Special Olympics Academy!
So I was watching porn earlier today, erm, "Star Academy" was its name, I think. That makes it my second time watching it. Last time was to make sure the Kuwaiti guy was indeed the "Dork" who attended my highschool.
Instantaniously I remembered why I was appalled in the first place. Did I sleep through some sort of a: Let's Make Ourselves Look FUCKING Imbecile Intervention?
I was hearing cars crashing, squeeking, screeching and screaming which they claimed to be "music". While all of that was happening I couldn't make out what they were singing because they CAN'T SING!
All that I could see was: BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, ASS, ASS, ASS, BOOBS, BOOBS, ASS, BOOBS, ASS, ASS, BOOBS, MORE BOOBS, and ASS!
For a while I thought the objective was to pick the worst performer, something like The Biggest Loser's kind of deal. So I was wondering, how did we become intellectually and culturally SOFA KING WE TODD ED? Is that entertainment? I think LBC is punking its viewers.
Watch us, Vote your country (unless you're a COMMUNIST!), GIVE US YOUR MONEY!
That wasn't the worst part, I think I'm rather worried about those people who idolize those "schmucks". The ones who want to be just like "Bashar" and/or "whoever else is making a total putz of him/herself these days".
Halfway through the show, just as I was trying to find something to pop my eardrums with (only to STOP the pain!), I actually heard that there were people out there who'd infact WANT to be there and are jealous of those POSERS!
By then, I was banging my head against the walls to distract myself from the horror I was witnessing! I decided that if I was gonna hurt that much, I'd rather do it to myself!
Incase you're too thick to notice, Star Academy is to Talent as Tofu is to Cheese!
NOTE: People, let's bring sophisticated music back! And out with this: Special "so-called Musical" Olympics Trash Contests.
P.S. I'll give it to them. They proved to have more jokes than The Police Academy Series.
P.S.S. Don't get me started with the audience. But they were SOFA KING WE TODD ED too!
* Special Thanks to "Black" for making it possible.
10 comments:
Loooooooooooooool
Loved ur post... So funny :)
I guess people are watching it cause they really don't have many things to do in their life
I didn't watch it... I'm sure i'm gonna look at them later ;)
its the saddest thing i've ever seen, and its gonna haunt us for the next 5-6 months
LOOOOOOOOOL @ "So I was watching porn earlier today, erm, "Star Academy" was its name, I think." Awal ma i read that sentence my mouth dropped.. 3aabali sej o ashkara kateb 3an ena u watched porn :P
hehehe
and bel3aks I like star academy 7arram 3alaik 6abait fehum 6aba mu7tarama :P
OH BTW 7asafa I missed the last post about the drug! 7adi Im interested ib sowalef chethee! So hal shay common in Kuwait?? Or Internationally?
but tofu is good :(
which one's the kid who went to school with you, lamborghini fag wla maleeq metro?
LOL Oddly enough I was commenting with Dodo and another friend about the Prime, I was watching just out of curiousity and have prepared a list of each persons lameness LOL! If you'd like to read it just tell me :P
zizotime,
Thanks, glad you liked it. :)
ikuwait,
I just hate the fact that they actually think what they're doing is civilized.
perfect stranger,
I'm planning to write about porn soon. :P
o0 READ the last post! magdar alakhi9ha.
extinct dodo,
I don't know which dude exactly. But he plays insturments. I've got an insturment right here he can play with all he wants.
jacqui,
Sure, I'd love to take a look at it. Is it funny? :P
coolfreak: I DID read the last post! Hal questions are regarding what I read
And you guuyyyyyyyyyyz their not lame! :P 7arraaaaaam 3alaikum! :P
perfect stranger,
This thing is common everywhere. lil asaf now in Kuwait elyahalo habeen feeha. Fi many many stories to9alni 3an ashya2 ghabiya esawoonha daily. :/
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