Christmas?

I don't celebrate it. I don't feel the spirit. I think it's because I'm not Pagan or maybe I'm just an exact replica of Ebenezer Scrooge, AND I LOVE IT!

In all fairness, I do celebrate June 9th, but that's not the case.
If you think your Christmas sucks, wait till you see Little Carl's Christmas.



Bah, HUMBUG!