So I was watching porn earlier today, erm, "Star Academy" was its name, I think. That makes it my second time watching it. Last time was to make sure the Kuwaiti guy was indeed the "Dork" who attended my highschool.
Instantaniously I remembered why I was appalled in the first place. Did I sleep through some sort of a: Let's Make Ourselves Look FUCKING Imbecile Intervention?
I was hearing cars crashing, squeeking, screeching and screaming which they claimed to be "music". While all of that was happening I couldn't make out what they were singing because they CAN'T SING!
All that I could see was: BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, ASS, ASS, ASS, BOOBS, BOOBS, ASS, BOOBS, ASS, ASS, BOOBS, MORE BOOBS, and ASS!
For a while I thought the objective was to pick the worst performer, something like The Biggest Loser's kind of deal. So I was wondering, how did we become intellectually and culturally SOFA KING WE TODD ED? Is that entertainment? I think LBC is punking its viewers.
Watch us, Vote your country (unless you're a COMMUNIST!), GIVE US YOUR MONEY!
That wasn't the worst part, I think I'm rather worried about those people who idolize those "schmucks". The ones who want to be just like "Bashar" and/or "whoever else is making a total putz of him/herself these days".
Halfway through the show, just as I was trying to find something to pop my eardrums with (only to STOP the pain!), I actually heard that there were people out there who'd infact WANT to be there and are jealous of those POSERS!
By then, I was banging my head against the walls to distract myself from the horror I was witnessing! I decided that if I was gonna hurt that much, I'd rather do it to myself!
Incase you're too thick to notice, Star Academy is to Talent as Tofu is to Cheese!
NOTE: People, let's bring sophisticated music back! And out with this: Special "so-called Musical" Olympics Trash Contests.
P.S. I'll give it to them. They proved to have more jokes than The Police Academy Series.
P.S.S. Don't get me started with the audience. But they were SOFA KING WE TODD ED too!
* Special Thanks to "Black" for making it possible.