An Apple A Day

In terms of Apple's latest technological breakthrough!

Do you wear it when you're PMS-ing?

Dear Mr. Jobs, please work on the name.

Also,

Do not waste your time here no more!

I found a blog I am addicted to!

ninjavspenguin

Beautiful..

You're Dead and I Feel Pretty!

So this is what I found out!

As far as I know, EVERY chick's anticipation when going to a funeral is: To get away with wearing as much make up as she could!

I never knew that until recently!

She might even not need any! Hell, she might even does not apply any to begin with!

The whole idea of a funeral in my humble point of view is to return you to the ground.

Remind you that when you are done, this is exactly where we are willing to put you.

To let me know that soon I will end up in dirt.

To remind me that no matter what I do I will end up being Worm fucked underground! BUTT NAKED TOO!
Can't you guys spare me some space in the garage? Maybe throw me in a fridge?

Shut Up, NO! We are already fed up with you so we are going to dig a hole and throw you there.

We know how much u hate sand in your hair and that is exactly what we are going to do to you!

Not that I have any hair, nor do I care what happens when I'm dead! At least then I would be judged by the only being that I would accept to be judged by!
But back to the chick thing!

Their main purpose, when it comes to funerals, is to wear as much make up as they can and get away with it!

You do not need make up! Hell you do not wear make up to begin with! Yeah but I would not want to be the only person who does not wear make up!

What would you want people to think? I'm a first degree relative of the deceased?!

Well the deceased was a nice person!

FUCK THE DEAD I'm going to wear my make up!

Does it look like I am wearing any?

Yes it does!

Well fuck you for noticing!

But the people there will not pay any attention! At least the relatives won't!

They'll be busy crying while I try and spot any obvious fellow make up artist over there so I can gossip about her insolence!

Maybe tell the family of the deceased how rude she was.

Funerals are hard to understand!

If I die do not bother coming to my burial nor my funeral!

If you really want to do something, you can start a charity fund! Send water to the thirsty people in Africa!

Better yet to the highway Bengal workers during summer. Or shoot the Bengalis. I don't care! Just don't come to my Funeral! But if you had to come, do not wear make up please!

ESPECIALLY if you were a guy!

Kinky Monkey

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Call me sick but:

animals humping is an eye candy!

I especially liked this pic because it was big monkey raping the shit out of infant monkey!

I took 300+ pics of the process!

Imagine standing there for 40 minutes and documenting a rape!

Another thing I like is watching them eating their own feces, or each other!

I took some pics of that too.

Nevertheless, monkeys fucking is on my top five things to watch!

Moral Bankruptcy

Can I hustle my way through life?

I thought of that a couple of times already!

Sure I can work hard and do miracles, professionally.

But why should I?

I got this gift. I can see something and say I can do that! I end up doing it too!

I already can see my self hustling my way through jobs and create a career for myself!

Sure I would not anticipate being like Obama! I would not want to hustle a whole country!

But you have to give it to him! He is a big fish! When you hustle a nation that is professionalism.

Do not get me wrong, here in Kuwait people are doing it in daily basis!

Some do hustle a nation or two!

But I think they are all small fish compared to what Obama did!

I still strictly believe that McCain is better qualified for the Job. Do not get me wrong I do not even believe in democracy!

It is funny how here in Kuwait it is pretty much the same! Parliament is running by money for money and the people are still buying that bullshit trying to grasp to whatever beautiful dream they hold thinking that the Utopian mind frame would conquer!

As do white Americans do when they think that because he's light and talks white he does not represents the streets!

I think when Obama goes home he is most ghetto when alone!

Straight Up GANGSTA Bitch! Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

It kills me when I see less qualified people running things just because they kissed the right asses and said what others wanted to hear!

I am facing a moral fork in the road! Should I just become a high paid hustler and live it easy! or should I work my buns off and be what I am right now?

Well that was a rhetorical question.

I do have a message though.

This goes out to all the Kuwaiti cripples and retards out there. I know you like to be called handicapped, I do not care, but do not worry. You will get all your right eventually. As soon as someone finds someway to make money out of it.

So sit tight! As if you can do anything other than sitting!

Weird

Stupid Daddy's bad little girl. She had the whole world in her hand. Pa never neglected any detail. She's been very spoiled. Living in a very stable household. Ruled by love. She ends up getting backdoored by some drugged out loser. I felt bad for her. She was an only child. Daddy trusted her! Daddy got her everything. But Daddy was not enough, so she got a sugar daddy. I wish he is as sweet as you thought he would be. Poor Stupid Daddy's bad little girl.

On the lighter note, I quit smoking 19 days ago. I think I want to smoke again. Not that I'm craving it. I have been breathing much better lately. I feel great. I started smelling again. I can taste food! I also eliminated the lung cancer factor, had I not already caught it! I think I should smoke for two main reasons though.

1. My bad boy persona is missing a major element.

2. I've gained 8 K.G. in 19 days.

Fuck Sobering Up!

Goodnight..