Shine Some Sun Where The Sun Don't Shine.

"See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh yeah! Rape's so funny. Until you've been raped. You're about to find out what that's like." Carl Brutananadilewski.



There's a new fad in Kuwait, it's called Rohypnol. Although Kuwaiti potheads employed it to getting WASTED, some never failed to find a new application for it. DATE RAPE.

Earlier today I was chatting to a bright Biologist friend of mine who works for The MOI at the Forensics Department. She claimed that last month alone had 12 different cases of DATE RAPE. Now I sure as hell don't recall living in Alaska*.

I remember the old days when we couldn't "get some" we went and did "the Five Knuckle Shuffle", things were peachy back then!

Now the new craze is: Date my sweetheart - Drug her - Turn her brown eye BLUE!

Usually the victims are young girls.
Now what are we going to do about it?

I mean I can tell you exactly what would happen: After few weeks The Attorney would ask for a blood sample of the raped victim. By then, evidence would be washed out her system. There would be no conviction beyond reasonable doubt. The victim will in turn be labeled as a "Lying Slut". Was it all worth it?

I really hope that the after effects of "Rape" be washed out the system like Rohypnol, but that's not the way things go.

I wish for one day I can take care of these matters legally, I know I'd make a huge difference only because I'd be executing those bastards. Now you need to know that my ways will have no discrimination. I won't let it slide because the rapist bastard was rich or "famous". (Even though my new rule in life is not to harm an insect, but those ANIMALS are below that and it's unforgivable what they do).

When rape is proven:

Rapists shall receive the Death Penalty.
It would be public.
It will be entertaining and aired on T.V.

Now we all know Hanging is boring, too quick and WAY too soft. I want Vengeance, SOMETHING BIG, SOMETHING AWESOME (not awesome like the Oscar Meyer Hotdogs, I'm talking Shakespearean awesome, Poetic awesome). So here is my idea of an ideal punishment for those PIG FUCKS:

Location:

A "Farm** in Chabd" (where it all started).

The Penalties:

* Beheadings.

* Burning rapists on stakes! (Witches Style).

* Castration and/or emasculation - And I'm not talking about the clinical ones, I'm talking with an AXE!

* Smother the rapist with cow phermones and leave him in a room with a big horny bull, till death do them part.

* Be spanked to death with a rolled News Paper. (Wonder how long that'd take).

* Crucifixion! (That have always been a classic).

* Lock two rapists in a room with each other. Since they have no shame nor self control eventually they'd fuck eachother to death.

* Load their asses with suppository C4 and BLOW THEIR BLOW HOLES (Preperation C4).

* Ivan's style: A large frying pan filled with boiling KY GEL, I'm not sure if that'd work but Fry those bastards (DICKS 1st).

* Bungee jump them to death. But instead of tying the rope around the waist, tie around the balls. That's going to be PAINFUL.

Imagine all that on TV, with Instant Replay, slow motion and everything! 3ebra leman la ya3tabir!
I know guys would think twice about spiking drinks. I know rape would be a word never to be used again in Kuwait.

I also know the "Spermatoza Channel" will get great ratings. With few advertisements that'd pay the cost of each execution from sponsors like: KY, Durex and Viagra (or as I like to call it: Erection In Defiance of God's Will - EIDOGW for short).

And girls, what did mommy and daddy tell you about taking foods/drinks from strangers? When someone says they love you don't hesitate sneaking a peak at their crotch, if you see a bulge - RETREAT! (Unless Y'all are cool like that).

Speaking of rape I found this article few days back. I can't help but ask, WHY? What kind of social life did he have?

* Alaska: The highest Rape Rate in The United States is in Alaska! Silly of me, I thought it was too cold to get naked.

** Can't help but smile when reading/writing the word farm in association with Kuwait.

***Dedicated to G. Thanks :)