To Whom It May Concern
This is a public notice in general and to the self-proclaimed "H." specifically.
I refuse to write and/or speak of teeth since I'm Straight. Teeth are for gay people that's why the tooth fairy come and get them.
I also would like to take the opportunity to mention that I am, in no way, against gay people. (So long they don't try to convert me). But I do understand their high demand in chewing large masses of gum.
I'm also against the on going plaque conspiracy created by the Zionists and Western Europeans. Since they sell us good chocolate to ruin our teeth and buy themselves bullets to kill our people in the Middle East. On top of that, they create a demand for useless professions such as Dentistry. (Sometimes I love the classic Arabian: "Everyone is conspiring against us" theory.)
Fine, The fact of the matter is: Since I was a 16 Y/O, I've developed a serious case of Dental Phobia; due to a past experience with a Butcher, erm, Dentist.
12 comments:
I hate butchers, er dentists too
LOOOOOL
I laughed thru that whole post.
Love ur sense of humour.
All that just to say u dont like dentists!
yeah dentists suck!
i hate them too!
who the hell would want to check people's teeth for a living.. eew
I LOVE dentists! They make ur teeth look pretty!!
Go ahead now, tell me how bad are urs? :P
A friend of mine used to hate her dentist on a personal level, so she'd eat EMrabyan everytime she had to visit the poor DR and he used to fix her teeth with utter disgust while picking out whats left of lunch from her teeth :P
enigma,
thanks for understanding.
dr,
It'd be rather boring to just go ahead and say I don't like thems.
mishmisha,
They do have the highest suicide rate profession wise. I guess sometimes bad breath would kill after all.
perfect stranger,
I went to the dentist.
Sat, explained ina bs abi 7ashwa o0 he agreed ina that's all I needed.
I sat o0 labasni elmaryool elakhthar.
Me: AHH AHHH AHH
Dentist: *gets his hands out my mouth* MALAK YABNI!?
ME: ya dr. hathi mo throosi hatha elsani.
Dentist: Mana 3arif, bs int ma tet7araksh.
ME: Inshalla.
ME: *feel scratching in the roof of my mouth* AH AHH AHH.
Dentist: Malak yabni?
ME: Ya mo7taram, shfeek mo rathi tnaishin 3al thurs?
Dentist: ala? khalini ashoof shoghli bsssss!
Me: Ok!
So he was doing my upper tooth while i needed for my lower..
ME: AHH AHHH AHHH!!!
Dentist: Yadi elyoom elmetnayil fi 60 nila.
ME: ya doctor thirsi elee ta7at shoof elashi3a.
Dentist: AHHH, aiwa.. bo9 a9l inta ala2tini men elawil..
Me: ok, *assuming the position*
Me: *Tasting blood* AHHHH AHHHH AHHH.
Dentist: alla yekhrib bait el...
ME: Ya captain shagait 7alji!
Dentist: Eh? Captain? Shayifni labis shor6 o0 fanila o0 masik sufara? EH CAPTAIN DIH?
ME: Ana ethahir 3a6aitik wayh wayed! ent e7mar o0 mo mal throos baini o0 bainik
So I stood up and started leaving.
He came and grabbed my hands saying: La7da shwaya khaleeni akhala9 shoghli.
Me: Int e3rif shighlik awal.
So I went to the car and found out that I still had the "green maryool" on me.
Kaaaaaaaaaaak!!
Couldn't handle it when i saw the 1st 2 pics :P
LOL 'yekhreb baitak'! is this real or made up?!
perfect stranger: waiiii33333333
LOOOOOOL Fine fine I won't talk about teeth. 3ashaanik bas. But damn it I need to make an appointment.
Wow i never knew there were so many dental phobes out there. Dentists are people too you know. So all the dentists out there you should be proud of yourselves. If you see a short guy holding a poster of teeth protesting in Safat be nice to him... plz :-D
lool cute pics :P~
perfect stranger: eew!! lool i feel sorry for dentists..here we are complaining about going to see them, while they have to stick their hands in one dirty mouth after an other! lol
coolfreak: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!! E3jebatni el salfa ;P
No! Dentists! who are they?!
:P
No really I could recommend good dentists for a first-timer, if your first visit ever to a dentist was a bad one... you can never get over it. I thankfully got to be treated by many dentists I got to forget who's good and who's not.. and eventually lost all memory of bad experiences. It all started before my braces.. the pre-braces treatment, then the post-braces.. My last experience was summoned in these words, uttered with extreme surprise and amazement:
خلصت ؟!!!!
i could never believe a doctor just scraped off 70% of two of my teeth without me feeling anything but the disturbing grotesque sound of his unmentionable tool.
Now.. some of them:
BARELY graduate from highschool, with a GPA of probably 60% or so; go to one of these God-forsaken countries.. get a degree with probably as low a GPA as it could get.. and get hired in the government alongside a dean's list graduate of the best of American or British educational institutions.
zizotime,
Ma9khara ele9war!
enigma,
He said: "Allah yekhrib bait el.." Not me. (and the whole thing is real!)
h.
Thanks for understanding!
coquette,
Their job sucks!
perfect stranger,
Glad you liked it!
antihero,
Long time no see bro! My experience took place around 6 years back! It wasn't the 1st time. But if I goto the dentist I know I'm going to be fully sedated!
Oh, speaking of Dentists in Kuwait there is 1 for every 700 Kuwaiti! Basically, they need all they can get whether they're good or bad!
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