Monday, January 08, 2007

Crap Movie!

Here I am lying down on the verge of retirement to bed, when I saw the following trailer:

(I refuse to embed the actual trailer since I don't support it)

Jack the Ripper 5 Victims, The Zodiac Killer 6 victims, Gustave over 300 victims AND STILL AT LARGE. Primeval In theaters (some fucking time soon).

I was so excited! Popped out my Mac and IMDBed it. (Yeah IMDB is a verb in my dictionary!)

Who the HELL is Gustave? And how come I haven't heard of Him?

I was intrigued at first. I love reading about serial killers and their mentality, motives, drives and prime reasons. On top of that, the story takes place in South Africa, one of my most favorite places on Earth! (Great memories).

* Shaved my head in a flee market (out in the open, amongst the commons).
* Offered sex by an iAIDS infested prostitute. (The i stands for instant! Just add dick).
* Been attacked by a red arsed Baboon (Just like in Abha).
* Sneaked out my hotel room at 2 A.M. and went to their Red Light District & attended a late show at a Porn Theater. (I was only 16).

But Back to Gustave.
Apparently its a 6 ft. Crocodile. And I haven't heard of HIM due to the fact that don't care about any "ebrai39y" regardless of its size!

Basically, the producers knew their movie was going to be so crappy they had to lie about it!

Hell, if that gator was in Louisiana it'd be long gone by now! All it takes is a redneck with some hunger drive! (I guess the way they see it is: Don't let dinner eat you!)

Yep, some people here wrestle gators for fun! I, my self, am proudly scared shitless of them!

Alligator

7 comments:

antihero said...

bah.. movies

I despise trailers... you don't need a trailer for a good movie.. a good movie speaks of itself.

And what's fun about knowing the murderer in the trailer? they spoiled the whole thing; isn't that stupid? (i'm not talking about gustave) but ah well.. they've got a stupid audience :P

Mrs. said...

Eikh gaitors are ugly, although they make beautiful hand bags :P

I have an exam tomorrow, Internet Marketing, wish me luck !

Joud said...

of course it's a verb. imdb rocks

Anonymous said...

ew shaved ur head in an aids-infested country? go get checked!

u're tagged btw

Naser said...

antihero,
They put a reptile in the same group as serial killers. That alone is retarded.

perfect stranger,
Belts too! Hope you did well in your Internet Marketing class, is it any fun? What's it about?

joud,
IMDB is great. I also like whattorent.com!

enigma,
I shaved my head not had unprotected sex! Plus if I was infested with something I'd notice by now since that happened 7 yrs. back!

Joud said...

omg i love whattorent.com thanks for this precious but of info !

Anonymous said...

using unclean razors does not exactly protect you from diseases.

germs *shudders* yekh

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