To Whom It May Concern
This is a public notice in general and to the self-proclaimed "H." specifically.
I refuse to write and/or speak of teeth since I'm Straight. Teeth are for gay people that's why the tooth fairy come and get them.
I also would like to take the opportunity to mention that I am, in no way, against gay people. (So long they don't try to convert me). But I do understand their high demand in chewing large masses of gum.
I'm also against the on going plaque conspiracy created by the Zionists and Western Europeans. Since they sell us good chocolate to ruin our teeth and buy themselves bullets to kill our people in the Middle East. On top of that, they create a demand for useless professions such as Dentistry. (Sometimes I love the classic Arabian: "Everyone is conspiring against us" theory.)
Fine, The fact of the matter is: Since I was a 16 Y/O, I've developed a serious case of Dental Phobia; due to a past experience with a Butcher, erm, Dentist.
