Movie Review - Casino Royale
So I just came back from the movies.
Offcoarse the process of planning took almost a week while the process of deciding & concurring on going there took around 3 days. As I always say, aham shy elneya, eltakh6ee6 wel technic. Sometimes buroodi 3ala burood elrabi3 ethakirni ib our lovely government.
ANYWAYS
The theatre just opened near by my place, around a 5 minute drive. The coincidence was that we managed on going there on Friday the 17th.
Casino Royale is now showing in a theatre near you (The new James Bond movie).
I wasn't excited at all. At first I lined everything:
An arrogant, cold, british prick fucking every woman he sees. Drives and flies a jet sky. Diving with a helicopter to the bottom of the sea (where he fucks a mermaid). Flying, flipping and racing in his Aston Martin/Jag. Killing everyone he sees with weird weapons while not getting any scars nor mess his hair do. Drinking martinis on mars (and managing to find a cute female martian whom he fucks). Finally managing to save her Highness & Earth.
WRONG..
Craig Daniel is the new Sean Connery, with the karate chops & the works (minus the baldness).
The movie was realistic (a movie's type of realistic), interesting, funny, sensible & entertaining. There was nothing out of the ordinary, nothing excessive & certainly nothing that humilates any normally functioning human brain. ALSO, The new Bond, Craig Daniel, isn't as gay as Brosnan either.
If you like Bond movies, you'll love Casino Royale. I didn't like any of the Bond movies since they started to get cheesy in the 80's, yet this one was much different.
4 comments:
guess what ... my friend and i was so bored today , so we said " moviiiiiiiiiiiie" lool ... and we were between two choices
1- casino royale
2- the american hunting..
and because we r girls, so we hate james bond things
so we decided on 2 ,,,, and it was goshhhhhhhhh
horror
scarry
fearful
..
..
..
and every single adjective to describe " fear"
yet the plot and climax were excellent+perfect
so i advise u to watch it next time
p.s loved the last line on the first paragraph about our " lovely government bruood" :D
hehehehhehe 100% right
everybody i know says the new james bond movie sucks.. The new actor is awesome and the movie is packed with actions,but it has so many scenes being cut and taken away (moraqabah) that it turned into a PG13 movie.kinda turned me down :(
And gratz on the new movie theater in town.. kinda figures, when i leave good shit happens :P
all that aside, everything you say is right and if we think otherwise we're wrong? what are you 8? how can you argue with anyone!?
felicityq8:
I understand why girls may have an aversion to the James Bond movies. As for "The American Hunting", or "An American Haunting". I'm not sure I've watched it, but since I've nothing else to do I may spare sometime checking it out.
P.s.
Don't get me started with our "lovely government".
Salman:
I totally forgot about censorship. Also our beloved movie theatre is rather shitty too. Bs yeah you do leave and good shit happen. I GOT LOCKED UP! Honestly, I'd trade the movie theatre for you coming back, after all yemdi7on elnukhi ib hal jaw o0 I STILL NEED HELP WITH THIS Final Fantasy III.
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