Movie Review - Casino Royale

So I just came back from the movies.

Offcoarse the process of planning took almost a week while the process of deciding & concurring on going there took around 3 days. As I always say, aham shy elneya, eltakh6ee6 wel technic. Sometimes buroodi 3ala burood elrabi3 ethakirni ib our lovely government.

ANYWAYS

The theatre just opened near by my place, around a 5 minute drive. The coincidence was that we managed on going there on Friday the 17th.

Casino Royale is now showing in a theatre near you (The new James Bond movie).

I wasn't excited at all. At first I lined everything:

An arrogant, cold, british prick fucking every woman he sees. Drives and flies a jet sky. Diving with a helicopter to the bottom of the sea (where he fucks a mermaid). Flying, flipping and racing in his Aston Martin/Jag. Killing everyone he sees with weird weapons while not getting any scars nor mess his hair do. Drinking martinis on mars (and managing to find a cute female martian whom he fucks). Finally managing to save her Highness & Earth.

WRONG..

Craig Daniel is the new Sean Connery, with the karate chops & the works (minus the baldness).

The movie was realistic (a movie's type of realistic), interesting, funny, sensible & entertaining. There was nothing out of the ordinary, nothing excessive & certainly nothing that humilates any normally functioning human brain. ALSO, The new Bond, Craig Daniel, isn't as gay as Brosnan either.

If you like Bond movies, you'll love Casino Royale. I didn't like any of the Bond movies since they started to get cheesy in the 80's, yet this one was much different.