Crap Movie!

Here I am lying down on the verge of retirement to bed, when I saw the following trailer:

(I refuse to embed the actual trailer since I don't support it)

Jack the Ripper 5 Victims, The Zodiac Killer 6 victims, Gustave over 300 victims AND STILL AT LARGE. Primeval In theaters (some fucking time soon).

I was so excited! Popped out my Mac and IMDBed it. (Yeah IMDB is a verb in my dictionary!)

Who the HELL is Gustave? And how come I haven't heard of Him?

I was intrigued at first. I love reading about serial killers and their mentality, motives, drives and prime reasons. On top of that, the story takes place in South Africa, one of my most favorite places on Earth! (Great memories).

* Shaved my head in a flee market (out in the open, amongst the commons).
* Offered sex by an iAIDS infested prostitute. (The i stands for instant! Just add dick).
* Been attacked by a red arsed Baboon (Just like in Abha).
* Sneaked out my hotel room at 2 A.M. and went to their Red Light District & attended a late show at a Porn Theater. (I was only 16).

But Back to Gustave.
Apparently its a 6 ft. Crocodile. And I haven't heard of HIM due to the fact that don't care about any "ebrai39y" regardless of its size!

Basically, the producers knew their movie was going to be so crappy they had to lie about it!

Hell, if that gator was in Louisiana it'd be long gone by now! All it takes is a redneck with some hunger drive! (I guess the way they see it is: Don't let dinner eat you!)

Yep, some people here wrestle gators for fun! I, my self, am proudly scared shitless of them!