A Perfect Day

Yo,

I was gonna tell you about how wonderfully unexciting my day was. I was also going to explain how beautiful it is to lay down and enjoy peace and quiet.
But I think I'll just settle with telling you I'm rather too busy playing Doom on xbox for a bit then I'm off to bed.

And please have a WONDERFUL Eid. (Do it to the people who weren't able to celebrate it for the past 5 years - As a matter of fact, I don't even remember what it's like).

3eedkom Mbarak All.

P.S.

On my way home I "borrowed" a pack of cigarettes and 2 bottles of water from my friend's place. And yes I will be using them.

Is that considered stealing?

KONICHIWA BITCHES!

So you're going to America?

Passport - Check
Bags - Check
English Language? ...

What if you encounter the infamous "American street thugs"?
How would you communicate to ensure your safety?

What if communicating doesn't work?
You'll need to be fit, and quick on your toes!

We suggest that you watch this [03:46] Video, it's worth EVERY SECOND! (And who knows? Maybe it'd save your life one day).



The fact that they're manifesting a smile while doing that ignominious show is PRICELESS!

P.S. This post was written by !Red, Nasser was watching Brokeback Mountain. (Fucking Faggot).

Microsoft is Embarrassing!

I've often wished to be a Billionaire. Hell! Who am I kidding?
One Million would be more than enough for me, after all too much money is unhealthy! (Poor people's Talk).
Now I've changed my mind.

Here's a Video explaining why (01:12):



If that's what money could do to people, FUCK IT, you can keep it!

But WAIT, there's more (01:04)..



That's him 15 years back.

In case you didn't know who this guy is. Well, He's Steve Ballmer - CEO of Microsoft!
The 13.6 Billion Dollar Man.

I couldn't watch it without feeling awkward!

* Did money do this to him? Or did he do this for money?

P.S. Money may buy almost everything, except self-respect! FUCKING CLOWN!

Weird Ad

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Originally uploaded by CooLFreaK.

I really want to goto Papa's & Granny's, I've been wanting Whatnots for forever now! What the hell is whatnots? I don't think they needed to put whatnots in this ad.
But You can see how exclusive the store is - It opens only twice a week!
Can't wait to get my whatnots!

Happy Day

You know your life is meaningless when you wake up at 2:15 AM.
The good part? In few hours everything would be open since its not "Christmas" anymore.

But I know this day is heading to a weird start when first thing I thought of was:

How much does one need to donate and/or be sick to name a disease after one?

Damn you Lou Gehrig's for planting those thoughts in me!

Sex Machine Dies at 73

YES!
The Original Sex Machine died.
The "Godfather" of Soul, James brown died in Atlanta after being hospitalized with pneumonia.
Causes of death are still uncertain.
I hope He "Feels Good".



P.S. Don't do something stupid like typing: 3atham Allah ajrik, albaqiya fi 7ayatik OR a7san allah 3azakom.

Last Minute Christmas Gift!

It's NEVER too late!