Taco Bell, "E. coli conspiracy", Coldplay

I love Taco Bell. Especially during the past few weeks I've constantly been eating at Taco Bell's.

With enough imagination I can "morph" the Chalupa to a Shawarma or the Burrito to a fool sandwich. I don't like fool nor am I a big fan of shawarma, but since it's not available I always got a craving. Now I know I'm a good cook who can manage pulling the occasional "Kuwaiti Feast", yet I hate cooking.

Earlier today I went to get some Gorditas for lunch and went over to my friend's place. Few of the guys were chilling.
GOWA! 7ayakom, La t9adgon..
Then I started eating.
They were watching me eat, as soon as I was done they go:

"You heard of Taco Bell's E. coli outbreak?"

"Mota ma 9ert obokom ra7 ayeeblikom akil" I replied. (I thought they were fucking with me for not bringing enough food to feed all of them).

Then they showed me the news. There was infact an E. coli outbreak.

I asked them: "The fuck did you wait for until I ate it?"
"We didn't want to spoil your appetite" They replied.

Apparently, Taco Bell temporarily closed about 39 franchises. They are under investigations by Health Officials.

So I'm kinda looking forward to farting blood soon.
Until then, I'm off to Taco Bell.

NyQuil

I just woke up after 2 days of sleep, feeling as Fresh as Today's Headlines.

The weather was beautiful. It was simply sunny and warm.
5 minutes later..
It became a bit cloudy.

Speaking of cloudy, it really gets to me when I'm reading a novel and the bullshit author suddenly has the urge of wasting a whole chapter of his book, my life and my precious time to describe a fucking cloud.

"..and so the cloud cluttered caressing the sky as a huge piece of white shit in the sky bearing warm rain like transparent piss."

So it started to rain. No, It's a thunder storm. Wait a minute, it's hot again.

And so I got the flu.

Which brings me to my favorite drug. To hell with Marijuana, Hashish, Cocaine, Hallucinogens and Heroin. When I get sick I do the christmas drug. Either Green or Red. I do NyQuil.
The moonshine of medicine. The only drug known to man that actually tastes like Red & Green.

I, now, never take my chances with sore throat. Every time i neglect my sore throat I end up having a bad case of infection that can't be fixed but with Anti-Biotics. Since I dislike doctor visits, I seek my only refuge, NyQuil an over the counter medicine. After doing few shots of that thing I'm good to hibernate.

Last thing I remember since writing this was two days ago sipping some of that Red & Green. Now, I hear many things had happened during my sleep. My roommate was freaked out because I woke up with a rough voice as if I just hit puberty, TWICE. He claimed I actually uttered the following:

ME: Tukfa Fahood, gola e6awilni bo6ol elmay.
He then responded: "Meno?"
ME: Hathak elee wagif yam telephony, 7akeem elaqzam.

Right after my outrageous outburst, I hit another shot of NyQuil & went back to sleep. He, Fahad, freaked out because he just done watching the exorcist. He thought I was possessed by some demonic spirit. I was, it's called NyQuil and it's one hell of a drug.

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