NyQuil

I just woke up after 2 days of sleep, feeling as Fresh as Today's Headlines.

The weather was beautiful. It was simply sunny and warm.
5 minutes later..
It became a bit cloudy.

Speaking of cloudy, it really gets to me when I'm reading a novel and the bullshit author suddenly has the urge of wasting a whole chapter of his book, my life and my precious time to describe a fucking cloud.

"..and so the cloud cluttered caressing the sky as a huge piece of white shit in the sky bearing warm rain like transparent piss."

So it started to rain. No, It's a thunder storm. Wait a minute, it's hot again.

And so I got the flu.

Which brings me to my favorite drug. To hell with Marijuana, Hashish, Cocaine, Hallucinogens and Heroin. When I get sick I do the christmas drug. Either Green or Red. I do NyQuil.
The moonshine of medicine. The only drug known to man that actually tastes like Red & Green.

I, now, never take my chances with sore throat. Every time i neglect my sore throat I end up having a bad case of infection that can't be fixed but with Anti-Biotics. Since I dislike doctor visits, I seek my only refuge, NyQuil an over the counter medicine. After doing few shots of that thing I'm good to hibernate.

Last thing I remember since writing this was two days ago sipping some of that Red & Green. Now, I hear many things had happened during my sleep. My roommate was freaked out because I woke up with a rough voice as if I just hit puberty, TWICE. He claimed I actually uttered the following:

ME: Tukfa Fahood, gola e6awilni bo6ol elmay.
He then responded: "Meno?"
ME: Hathak elee wagif yam telephony, 7akeem elaqzam.

Right after my outrageous outburst, I hit another shot of NyQuil & went back to sleep. He, Fahad, freaked out because he just done watching the exorcist. He thought I was possessed by some demonic spirit. I was, it's called NyQuil and it's one hell of a drug.

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