I Need Talents!
I don't think I will ever be able to justify dancing in the middle of a street or a mall wearing only a pair of socks.
That's why I will not do it (anytime soon). Unless I reach a whole different level of craziness, which I have failed to achieve (so far).
But if there was one ability I can develop it would be: Staring at people dead in the eyes and making their heads explode.
I know I can make something handy of that skill.
8 comments:
i want that ability too!
if you fint out where to get it from, let me know please! ;)
LOL Suuuuuure, then I'll have to blow your head off too :/
id like to deflate heads
not explode em
It'd be a favor to do so, most people I can do without have real huge heads. I'm talking caricature style!
sign me up for it .....
it is always nice to master the art of belly dancing.. never know when it comes in handy!
My husband has a skill you would love, called the death ray for bad drivers (defined as a driver who gets in his way). He flickers his headlights at them, and he says that they don't know it, but they are already dying. Ten minutes and they have totally disintegrated. He uses it a lot.
ktdp,
sure as soon as I get the hang of it, we'll try it on your patients.
anon,
yeah a guy who belly dances usually wreaks havoc whenever he does.
intlxpatr,
I was watching death race yesterday and I think that would be a slick move!
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