Job Hunt

After a busy FRIDAY night of:
drinking tea
studying types of tea (silver needle is the BEST)
smoking 2 packs of cigs
online shopping
watching 6ash ma 6ash (2 monkeys can do a better job writing a script)
hanging out with friends
cooking (ma7shi & machbos)
reading senseless, mindless, loser and definitely sad comments and thoughts of Kuwaiti liberals and Arab atheists.
I decided to look for a job online (to save me the time and energy of actually going to those assholes).
I ran into job offerings on www.bayt.com

Reader (ee reader wa7ed wekhub 3alay).

this shit is so funny! i actually think they need me (even though I haven't graduated and I got no expertise).

I shall now quote some job opening descriptions in few fields in marketing in Kuwait:

Advertising:

Kuwait Recruitment Bureau

On behalf od is that a typo? our clients we are seeking advertising copywriters to work in a creative partnership with an art director to conceive, develop and produce effective advertisements.

he what if it was a lady applying for the job? Is it me or is it just a wee bit sexist? will provide the verbal or written aspect. This involves writing \'copy\', ie Internet Explorer? (google ie) coming up with original catchphrases, slogans, messages and straplines. So like, are we hiring the office's comic relief? or a super hero of some sort?

Job Category: Advertising
Job Location: Kuwait
Required Skills: Looking of for what? English Origin with English as the first language
Smart and proactive person Funny, I thought you were born of English origin, never thought it was a skill. BTW SHITFACE if "HE" was English I wouldn't worry about "HIS" fluency in ENGLISH.
Creative
Career Level: Mid Career (Over 2 years experience)
Employment Status: Full time

Marketing:

Kuwait Recruitment bureau

Job Description
We invite candidates to apply for a marketing executive position who will be promoting a new equipment for advertising. The ideal candidate should have 2 to 3 years of marketing experience

Job Category: Marketing
Job Location: Kuwait
Required Skills: Computer skills
ambitious
Interaction Skills
Communication Skills
Self motivated
Career Level: Mid Career (Over 2 years experience)
Employment Status: Full time
Starting Date: July 2006
Preferred Nationality: Australia; Canada; Great Britain (UK); Lebanon; United Kingdom; United States fe Kuwaiti? Madre daf3een da3m el3amala mn jaibkom! + ITS UNETHICAL to base your search criteria on nationality!

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Al Homaizi Group

Job Description
1. Communicate effectively with customers
2. Facilitate and co-ordinate various customer service activities within the Call center
3. Participation, preparation of customer satisfaction programs
4. Maintain database of all activities as required and participate in the reporting system
5. Plan and use time effectively

Job Category: Business Support; Catering/Food Services/Restaurants; Customer Service; Hospitality/Tourism does this include happy endings?; Management; Marketing; Personal Care and Service I can use some personal care and service; Public Relations; Support Services; Telemarketing
Job Location: Kuwait
Required Skills: Language Bilingual Arabic & English.

Experience 2 to 3 years


- Pleasant personality with flair to customer service.
- Well organized, familiar with office work.
- Good computer knowledge.
- Good communication and interpersonal skills.
Career Level: Mid Career (Over 2 years experience)
Employment Status: Full time
Starting Date: November 2006
Preferred Gender: Female I sense a horny and/or sexist manager
Education: Minimum High School Graduate, Diploma is a credit

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Company Name Confidential

Job Category: Marketing
Job Location: Kuwait
Required Skills: -- University graduate with computer knowledge
-- Should have Kuwaiti driving license NEWS FLASH: Owning a driver's license is a skill!
Career Level: Mid Career (Over 2 years experience)
Employment Status: Full time
Preferred Gender: Male
Education: university graduate

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Ok fee more much more just goto Bayt.com I mean i was there for 10 minutes checking offers for kuwait market in marketing related shit in Kuwait, and that was not half of what i found. Imagine the other possibilities.
I may be illiterate but if it was a professional job I wouldn't mind wasting an extra minute of my precious & busy life trying to spell check, proof read or atleast THINK!

TBC...