Pretty Fly

I like that they're trying.
Plus they got heart for actually doing it outside the showers!
Enjoy.

Weather is good, people are not!

I was watching the weather news on al arabiya, not that I care how hot it is anymore since its ungodly everywhere, but the weatherman's "mullet" had an entity of its own! Something about a storm in elrub3 elkhali? Bs lel7en el "mullet" mal ooma da3i!

And this "medium-well" news anchor is wearing his father's suit! Way too large buddy.

I think it sucks that I'm watching this network. What really makes you actually give a damn about anything anymore is being broke!

Shit, I guess I'm eating noodles tonight (since I blew all my kharda on shit I don't really need), AND no coke... lemme flip to al arabiya...

جماعة تسعى لتأسيس جمعية للحد من تبادل القبل في جميع أشكالها why not?

الفلسطينيون في حالة فقر لا سابق لها بعد أربعين عاما من الاحتلال

سبعة جرحى في انفجار في حافلة ركاب بسدّ البوشرية شرق بيروت

El7emdilla 3ala kel 7al.

EVEN THOUGH I LIKE TITS!

The following TOP-SHELF post is courtesy of Al-Arabiya (the news network that lacks news).

For those who do not know, I am both Muslim and straight (among many other great things).

MOVING ON.

So you are working in a shared office. Your only coworker is of an opposite sex. Islamically speaking this is called الخلوة المحرمة. So far, so good.

So is there a way to avoid "sinning"?

YES THERE IS!

This is where my tit bit comes in handy.

Male employee gets off his desk and lock the door (I would only assume privacy is preferred).
Female employee then whips out a titty (one is OK, two is just milking it).
Male employee then assumes the position and starts sucking on that tit five times!!!!!

In accordance to:

د.عزت عطية رئيس قسم الحديث بكلية أصول الدين بجامعة الأزهر فجر مفاجأة حيث أباح للمرأة العاملة أن تقوم بإرضاع زميلها في العمل منعاً للخلوة المحرمة، إذا كان وجودهما في غرفة مغلقة لا يفتح بابها إلا بواسط أحدهما.

واكد عطية لـ"العربية.نت" أن إرضاع الكبير يكون خمس رضعات وهو يبيح الخلوة ولا يحرم الزواج، وان المرأة في العمل يمكنها أن تخلع الحجاب أو تكشف شعرها أمام من أرضعته، مطالباً توثيق هذا الإرضاع كتابة ورسميًا ويكتب في العقد أن فلانة أرضعت فلانًا.

What's worse than thinking it is saying it! What's worse than that is publishing it!

And this is where I lost my sanity. I have always thought that two wrongs do not make a right! Now (ba3ad ma khar'ha MAWLANA) my perspective on things has changed!

For years I thought a female was a PERSON, now it appears to be she is but a pair of tits on a meat popsicle!

If the screen was not fucking with my eyes AND I still can comprehend Arabic correctly, then that sounded creepy! So would someone tell me what happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?

Did they not put any consideration regarding the awkwardness of the situation in the long run?

You cannot suck a coworker's tit and later be casual about it! There are certain protocols accompanied with it!

PLUS: What does he call that woman from there on? 7abeebty? yumma? Do they exchange numbers? What happens from there on?! You cannot act as if nothing happened!

3ala sheno his PhD. hatha? 3ala 6al ib 3aina.. Shal fatwa elsamja? I have been questioning al azhar's basic decision making skills for quite sometime, but this is the last straw. This is where I draw the line.

Who in their right mind would suggest that? NOBODY! Then what drug made him utter those words in one sentence?

Female: Mawlana I feel uncomfortable working with a man at my office.
Mawlana: Bo9i ya benti, inty t6ala3i sidrik wetkhalih ye7lib. (I shall not choose other than yi7lib since his so-called fatwa seemed more appropriate for cows!)

Is he taking his "target market" for granted?
Who would even believe that crap?
I am telling you; telling a lie like this to one's face is just as bad as spitting on one's face then farting on it!
Disgusting is what it is!

In conclusion, I do not think this "Fatwa" is correct due to its absurdness.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I love tits but this is preposterous!

retro hyundai

Now if I can only find an abandarado commercial!



هايونداي السيارة الحلوه من مؤسسة جمعة الماجد

B Aggressive!

This shit is TOP SHELF.
WATCH IT!

Weekend

After few PS2 "WE" matches. We started flipping channels. Suddenly we hit the much disputed Melody. I didn't know it was melody but then Haifa happened wearing her good ol gomlag. (Freaking attention whore).

So we started asking each other, how the hell did we go from REAL art to this intellectual brothel? (da3ara fikriya - Nice sa7?). And what kinda people are smsing these channels?

Were they old and horny?
Am I wrong for not understanding the basic motives behind smsing or even watching that degrading crap?
What if it was a youngster?
Ma warahom ahal erabonhom?

And then we figured it out! That was Freedom of Choice! Unfortunately, many don't deserve it. (Atleast the people watching those crappy music gold digging channels).

Much to my dismay I must make the following Public Service Announcement:

Dear TV "Smser"
If you send these msgs and you are above 16 - PLEASE roo7 et3alaj.
If you were a youngster 16 or younger - Please roo7 dawirlik 3n ahal erabonik basra3 wagt momkin ya wer3.


What happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?

And now I proudly present to you my favorite Musical Video Clip(s):

I Wanna ROCK!

Avis commercial.
Smart..
I wanna rock performed by Twisted Sister



Oh, and they do try harder. Unfortunately, they're not everywhere.