New Year?

So what's the purpose of the "New Year"?

I think it's a multi-national/multi-billion corporate scheme to sell calenders, get people to buy watches, have B-days and get into Astrology bullshit.

People showing off with their stupid "Farside" calenders and PDAs marking things, making "plans" just to make themselves feel "important".

Speaking of The Farside, Gary Larson, you're "far" from funny, please give it a rest!

And since when did "going to the hairdresser" (or whatever you, people with hair, call them) became a "plan" that deserves to be on a "calender"?

And don't get me started with birthdays. Next thing I know some dumb fuck comes to me and goes:
"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'm a Capricorn! I'm practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous and reserved too!"

I can't tolerate this bullcrap, I say:
Hey dude, be a practical fellow go find a large cactus and ambitiously sit on it. When doing so, please be patient, careful and disciplined about it. I know it might hurt, but do laugh about it in a reserved manner.

The way I see it it's just another day.

People, Tomorrow comes today and today is just like yesterday. (Isn't that song?) What I'm trying to say is: Don't put much emphasis about senseless teenage stuff (unless you're a sorry teenager of coarse).

One last thing, if you thought 2006 was bad, wait till you see 2007. ENJOY!

P.S. Damn you Doctor Aloysius Lilius for creating such bullshit!