The Chiquita Monologue

I do not mean to be cynical, who am I kidding? YES I DO.

But how come everytime I goto a Persian "baqala" and ask for a "moza" the guy instantly asks: MOOZ?

Try it, it works! EVERYTIME.

They got me buying bananas from every baqala I pass just to prove my point!

I'm not trying to be paranoid, but are they doing it on purpose?

Speaking of which, isn't honking at a baqala guy to bring what I want kind of degrading? Especially if he was over 70?

Is it not a type of forced slavery?

There have been wars over bananas in the past.

So try to refrain from honking at a baqala!