Loser's Heaven

I want to be on facebook. I want to put my face in a book. I want my profile to have a picture of me half naked so people could see how sexy my body is. I like the attention. I do not want people to admire my personality. I want to be seen as an object. I want a lot of comments about it too. I want them to call me Kooki. Kooki sounds 6y. 6y is short for SEXY. I will also write my words with numb3rs because I am too hip, and I am too busy. I also want ROOROO to comment on my photo. I liked her profile, she had a pic of her showing her butt with the word ROOROO typed over the yellow & black picture of her. She likes "fotoshob". After all, she did make her picture yellow & black all by herself. That must have been an accomplishment. How do I win Rooroo's heart? She got 60,000.324 friends! Maybe, if I had my bare chest with 24 pacs she'd be attracted to me. Why am I doing all that? Is it because I'm lonely? Maybe mommy did not give me enough attention? Or maybe I'm just a Loser...