I Rarely Watch Any!
Some of the phrases I hear on semi-daily bases may go a little bit like this:
* Eh "dogg", you gotsa watch Prison Break you hurrd? That shit's real, know what I'm saying?
* Dude, you have to watch Weeds maaan. Holly Shit, it's AWESOME!
* You know the beauty of LOST is everyone has their own little story going on. And that fat dude, MAN, he's one hell of a character! (BTW, when casting, they added the fat dude and told him to be himself. He wasn't even a predetermined role, he made a helluva an impression).
* 24 7ada 3ajeeb. A7la mn LOST, ana a7iba akthaw. 6aweeqta tkhaleek mn awal 7alqa tendimij. Waheeb!
* Nip/Tuck is like the most disturbing show on TV! I can't believe they take it that far, I'm hooked!
* I can really relate to Grey's Anatomy, reminds me of the days I was an intern at Al-Amiri.
* Carnivale is not just a circus story! It's much deeper. Suddenly, you're in the middle of an ordeal between God & Satan! (I really liked few of its episode, I'm planning to watch IT!)
* Oh MY GOD! The OC is LIKE great! OH MY GOD, LIKE, Ben McKenzie is like HAWT! OH MY GOD!
* Boy, you must watch Band of Brothers. See our troops kill them communists. These colors won't RUN!
* My Name is Earl is smart. It's funny too.
* CSI! 3ajeb! (I've seen an episode once, made me think twice about killing my roommate).
* The Sopranos is great, It's so realistic! (How do you know? Have you had any affiliation with the real mob?)
* Sex and The City is my favorite show. It's like us, 4 girlfriends hanging out talking about sex and Jimmy Choos.
* The L Word is just like Sex and the City! Except its gay! (Now that's a show I'd want to get into - I like watching dykes!)
* You should watch Desperate House Wives - they're wives and they're DESPERATE!
Ok, I can't relate to none of them! I haven't seen any! I feel left out.
Why? Only because I don't like burning my nerves waiting from week to another to see a new episode.
OH, Why don't you buy a DVD?
Well, my naive friend, it's because I refuse to pay that much!
Then Why don't you download it?
It's illegal! Duhhhhh.
On top of that, I borrowed Weeds from a friend. GREAT SHOW, let me rephrase that, A MASTER PIECE! But I did come to the conclusion of: "Ma an3a6a wayh".
8 freaking hours watching the whole season in one day!
Way to go Nasser.
