"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" asked Alice.
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the cat. "I don't much care where," said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the cat.
Does not being offended by anything means that you're a weaker person with nothing to stand up for?
Or does it mean you're a genius who couldn't care less of what other "unimportant" minds think?
Maybe it's because you're so self-centered?
Surprisingly I rarely EVER get offended, the way I see it is (No matter what is being said): "This person is striving for attention! Or maybe just trying to get me to lose my temper which isn't gonna happen."
Yep, that's my defense mechanism in action.
Ah, Whatever..
When in doubt I always go with this: "He who don't know the way will be lost, he whose lost will eventually find a way."
OK my Lebanese friend said it, I couldn't imitate the accent for shit so I translated. It makes much sense to me really. I also had the weirdest conversation on lunch last night, Would you lick the armpits of someone you love? short answer is NO!
I've also been jealous of that gay dude who desperately wanted to prove he's gay he actually showered with a 100 girls over a period of 1 year. JUST TO PROVE IT!
I wanna do something like that and make a documentary on it!
Speaking of documentaries. I've stumbled upon one called "The Aristocrats". About an inside comedian joke that has many versions. It's basically an offensive, dirty, grotesque joke. (My type of humor.)
This website has a wide range of aristocrats jokes.
There's this Ad I found. DAMN! I loved it, I mean its creative and coming from ze russians it means a lot. Although I'm not sure if its an actual ad or a parody..
I also do think that CBM on MBC is a disgrace. What kind of funny is it? It's not at all funny!
I think I can do a better job writing a show while a chimp acts it out!
Why do we strive to do sketches that aren't working and disgrace ourselves and the brains of viewers? That show has been on for few years now. It wasn't funny then, and aint funny now! Why don't anyone do something about it?
Are there some brain dead bastards out there who actually fancy it? Thats just weird yo.
Speaking of weird,
There are people out there against the execution of Saddam!
Search for any documentary by Kanan Makiya, AN OUTSTANDING REPORTER! He's been on the ba3th's tail since the mid 80's!
If, after watching what that bastard did as chronicled by Kanan, you still against the way he was hung.. You definitely deserve to be hung (and pissed on by me!).
MOFO killed babies! (as much as I thought that'd be funny in a way) NOW I'm against it.
KILLING BABIES IS HEREBY CONSIDERED UNFUNNY!
Ok, what am I doing now?
I'm sorry to say that right about now.. I've far more important matters to attend to.
