The Elements of a Party!

Many throw the word "party" in wrong context. I want you to know what a party is by telling you what it's not!

So here goes:

• It's not a party if you remember it.
• It's not a party without public nudity!
• It's not a party if it doesn't ruin your future.
• It's not a party unless it scars you for life!
• It's not a party if you have a curfew.
• It's not a party without injuries.
• It's not a party without cops.
• It's not a party without public masturbation (or someone jerking you off in public).
• It's not a party if it lasts less than 48 hrs.
• It's not a party if you don't shit your pants.
• It's not a party if you don't cross borders.
• It's not a party if you don't crash into a passport booth!
• It's not a party if the bouncer doesn't punch you.
• It's not a party if you're not eating food off the floor.
• It's not a party if you don't have traces of vomit/piss on you.
• It's not a party without a car wreck.
• It's not a party without arson!
• It's not a party if masks aren't involved!
• It's not a party until someone shoots 9a3adi out their makwa.
• It's not a party until someone is sitting on a Hardees floor signing "Laish Ya Thalem" (LINK)!
• It's not a party if nobody gets kidnapped!
• It's not a party until you end in the emergency room.
• It's not a party until you comatose!
• It's not a party until you streak.
• It's not a party without making phone calls you'd later regret!
• It's not a party if a "Wasta" is not involved!
• It's not a party if it isn't illegal!
• It's not a party if you don't slur: "I FUCKING LOVE YOU"!
• It's not a party if you don't end up in jail!
• It's not a party if you don't ruin a relationship.

I won't say all should happen in one sitting, but if you can't get 15/30 then please don't be as misleading as calling it a "PARTY"