COCK AND CAKE - AN ENDLESS ENDEAVOR

The only cake I want today is the one with 27 strippers in it. (Naser)

What is worse than me early in the morning?

I shall tell you..

Me on a diet early in the morning!

With a belly growling like Chewbacca, there is no telling what I'm capable of!

Especially when its on a day like today!

What is it with people and celebrating fat bearded pedophiles-whose-obsessed-with-the-color-red day!

(I know V was not fat but it fits my story better - Ebtihal said "Thanks Giving" was a religious holiday on live TV do not judge me for manipulating the truth, UNLIKE HER, I know it!)

Also, before you even begin saying it.

I also know it is the pagan holiday Lupercalia where teenagers start going steady.

It also led to fornication!

I can say fucking but I can never be fed up with fornication.

So biblical (whatever that means).

Aren't we fed up with this shit already?

And why do people keep coming with crappy days to commit sins!

what ever happened to: Get in the back seat and fuck for four hours!

Did you know what the hearts stand for?

And why is the theme Reddish?

These are the type of asses that dude liked!

(Actually, everyone's type - But, unlike them, I would prefer an adult women rather than an 8 y/o boy).

Then comes the other bearded pedophiles and start discriminating it as a day of the devil.

Its not even worth paying attention to it. Here we are discussing the importance and legitimacy of a day where two grown ups feed each other, give each other jewelry, chocolates, fuck, and flowers!

Mr. Mulla Man tends to get upset.

Whenever today comes the color red makes him too sensitive!

He then runs to the nearest phone booth and wears his cape.

Its a bird!

Its a Plane!

NO ITS SUPERMULLA!

With all his anti-love anti-gift bull crap!

In Islam, everyday is a V-Day and for that they like to claim:

EVERYTHINGS 7aram today.

(Which doesn't makes sense - They should only denounce the theme...)

No Fun

No Fucking

No Red

No Chocolate

No Flowers

But I do get their point.

Chocolate and flower companies commercialize V day.

The problem with holidays is not the day, it is the theme they enforce on people during that day!

I am an anti-theme person!

I like anarchy and chaos.

I do not want a uniform for everyday!

I will not wear red white and black.

Nor will I participate in this stupid square dance.

I do not know how all that crap fit together.

I do not even care about jewelry. It does not add to intimacy.

Except for the occasional BJ that accompanies diamonds!

I also cannot seem to put my finger on the purpose of flowers!

Why do you give someone flowers?

If I was handed a flower I feel like cattle!

Am I supposed to eat it?

Doesn't taste that good, I'll tell you that much!

They give out flowers, and then the flower dies.

Which defies the purpose of wishing someone well.

Somehow I do not feel dying is romantic!

My version of Romeo is him getting a hard-on and banging juliet for 30 minutes on stage.

We shall call that poison, VIAGRA!

How's that for a play Shakespeare?

Let us have a relationship as beautiful as this flower! (As quick too).

How would it feel if I was to give you a terrorist kitten on your V-Day?

Today its cute and cuddly tomorrow its a self-exploding suicidal pussy!

Kinda reminds me of my ex!

Better yet an ipod that melts within 24 hours!

Wouldn't that suck?

Of coarse I do understand, the fucking would compensate for it.

But I do know for a fact, that at least one female and male who will be reading that crap would give/get a gift.

It would be one sided.

MINUS the sex!

which is being owned in my book!

But then again Kuwaitis set a bar in relationships, hence, SHEEP!

Love should be an everyday thing!

Celebrating it should be constant and frequent!

Valentines is made for two reasons, not to cancel a pagan holiday, and to set an appointment for lover's gift giving.

A cold and lame western response to love.

But I love misery, part of my V day ritual is go around and see "modern" couples.

I like seeing how many have only this day to hold on to.

I like seeing that they are hung on occasions where V day and Anniversary makes sense to them.

I like seeing them gazing at each other on a candle light dinner and calculate the days they got left in this sorry relationship!

"Hmmm, she seems laughy. I'll give em 5 years.."

"She's borderline old, I'm giving them 6 months tops!"

So ladies before you begin giving cat for a rose, see if its worth it.

And dudes, before buying useless shit, please think of what you are getting in return.

Do not do it for the sake of love, please do it for the sake of what its worth!

Not that I care, I just hate it when geeks mess up the curve!

Oh, one last word of advise for the guys:

Do not force anal on kids, like broccoli, they will end up hating it when they grow up.

After all, Muslims should celebrate Three Eids!

ALADHA

AL FITIR

MILADY

I AM SO GOING TO WATCH ATHF TONIGHT!