You Can't Ruin Damaged Goods!

Been a month since my last smoke!

Now I have no weakness!

How do you deal with a person like that?

How would you treat a flawless me?

With Respect, that's how!

And Now For Our Feature Post:

I finally figured it out, socially!

I have not been thinking right!

I was calculating it all wrong from the beginning!

So here it is.

Psycho women love me!

I worked my memory hard.

I was between writing a 20 page report on the importance of buying German machinery for producing petrochemicals and my past relationships.

This is one of the two most random subjects I can think of at the same time.

Even if you ask me:

What could be the two most random topics you would be thinking of while drinking your Turkish at work at 9 A.M.?

I would answer:

The importance of buying German machinery for petrochemicals production and my past relationships!

And you would say that was specific!

During my 20-something year reign of being awesome, I was romantically involved with only one normal person!

Out of all the relationships I have been involved in, ONE is considered normal!

The rest?

Psycho chicks!

I was too stupid to notice too!

So I grouped my four favorite issues in terms of popularity, significance, and excitement.

This is based on own personal expertise, (1 being most favorable).

1. Daddy Issues

2. Low Self Esteem/ Insecurity

3. Depression/Mood swings

4. Bipolar disorder

That being said, I think I have managed moving around those disorders.

So I will end this with a quick freestyle

we blowin money

we sipping cognac

Hey lil bunny

let's hit the bed sack

you be my honey

I be yo prozac

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