Monday, July 05, 2010

Your Strength is Weak


In this day & age the past seems like a foreign country. With all these political issues happening, what is freedom? I think freedom is nonexistent. There is always a limit. Even in the 'Land of Freedom' you can't be free enough to enter a mini-market shoeless!


I do not like how everyone wants to be the NIC, where as no one got the balls to hold that position. People tend to swarm around the quiet one thinking it's a weakness. To me they seem like a flock of vultures in a dessert, and the moment they get shot at, they are victims..

When entering politics, I think the safest thing to do is to cuss the big guy. It makes as much sense as a new 'female' artist showing cleavage on her first music video. And not much difference for that matter.

For publicity purposes cussing/cleavage works. What bothers me is not the media that turns a villain into a hero, nor the people who support that show-off, but the people who are against that person who feed him hate not knowing that every publicity is good publicity..

** To me William illustrates our country, not to be mistaken with an actual person..

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Just a Thought

I will spend a lifetime working my ass of simply to survive only to find that some uneducated lazy bastard is making millions by rhyming about tits, clits, and bong hits. Then they got the nerve to label me as a 'hater', whatever that means, for not approving of the way the system is running. The only thing that keeps me intact and almost stable is knowing how it all usually ends. The 'whistler' typically bites off more than he could chew in diamond chains and cars. He/she would, in due course, go bankrupt trying to pay off his massive bills.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

The Elements of a Party!

Many throw the word "party" in wrong context. I want you to know what a party is by telling you what it's not!

So here goes:

  • It's not a party if you remember it.
  • It's not a party without public nudity!
  • It's not a party if it doesn't ruin your future.
  • It's not a party unless it scars you for life!
  • It's not a party if you have a curfew.
  • It's not a party without injuries.
  • It's not a party without cops.
  • It's not a party without public masturbation (or someone jerking you off in public).
  • It's not a party if it lasts less than 48 hrs.
  • It's not a party if you don't shit your pants.
  • It's not a party if you don't cross borders.
  • It's not a party if you don't crash into a passport booth!
  • It's not a party if the bouncer doesn't punch you.
  • It's not a party if you're not eating food off the floor.
  • It's not a party if you don't have traces of vomit/piss on you.
  • It's not a party without a car wreck.
  • It's not a party without arson!
  • It's not a party if masks aren't involved!
  • It's not a party until someone shoots 9a3adi out their makwa.
  • It's not a party until someone is sitting on a Hardees floor signing "Laish Ya Thalem" (LINK)!
  • It's not a party if nobody gets kidnapped!
  • It's not a party until you end in the emergency room.
  • It's not a party until you comatose!
  • It's not a party until you streak.
  • It's not a party without making phone calls you'd later regret!
  • It's not a party if a "Wasta" is not involved!
  • It's not a party if it isn't illegal!
  • It's not a party if you don't slur: "I FUCKING LOVE YOU"!
  • It's not a party if you don't end up in jail!
  • It's not a party if you don't ruin a relationship.

I won't say all should happen in one sitting, but if you can't get 15/30 then please don't be as misleading as calling it a "PARTY"


Sunday, March 07, 2010

FUCK YOU GRANNY


Upon burying my aunt, I went to the funeral from Sulaibikhat. On Demascus, I got hit by an old lady. A lady driving a crown victoria bumped into my rear right side. I stopped.

Some chick in a mercedes gave me a snicker (the laugh not the chocolate al shaf7a), was it a form of support I do not know.

Thank you, if it was moral support. Fuck you if you were not.


So I got out my car. I looked at her. She goes: MATSHOF!

I asked her politely, what is it I did not see?

She said: You crashed into me!

How did I crash into you, I asked..

She goes I asked you to make way for me, I had my blinker on!

I haven't seen you because you were behind me incase you didn't notice.

No you made way!

How the hell would I make way had you been behind me?

YES THAT'S IT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION!

Lady, it is your fault, I promise!

The old bitch looks at me saying: HOW IS IT MY FAULT! YOU WERE LOOKING STRAIGHT! IT'S YOUR FAULT.


So I say: Khalti, I am talking to you with respect. I am not in the mood for this crap, I just buried my Aunt and I want to make it to the Funeral.


BITCH goes: See you think just because you have problems the whole world should tolerate your negligence! I was driving I blinked the signal left, you weren't looking AND you crashed me!


This was when I started shaking. I went to my car, counted till 10. I still wannet to beat her up. So I just left the scene to protect her from me.


Problem was, my car had merely a scratch, hers too! So there was no harm! She just wanted the cops to come so I would "FIX" her car. Which is impossible since she was the one who crashed into me! I kept explaining she kept complaining. I asked her to see the "da3ma" she said "Ana Ma anzil mn sayarti"


Sometimes I wish I was a rapist to fuck those who need to get fucked!


***


She was wearing an LV pair of Sunglasses

If these characteristics fits a person you know. Please tell them FUCK YOU from the guy at Demascus St.


Though I think she was not married, if you happen to be her son/husband (though I do not think she was married) Please let us fist fight (white weapons allowed) - Honestly FUCK YOUR MOM/WIFE I will take you and two others. Drop me an email..

(E YAHEL)!



Wednesday, February 24, 2010

February, The Month of Soap!

Foam party.

The country with highest amount of lung issues and Asthma attacks is Kuwait.
That is one smart party.
It is like used condoms in the country with most HIV infection.
Very Smart.

Lung diseases, however, are spread all over Kuwait!
This might be due to many factors.
The over cluttering of cars.
The closeness of factory plants to the city.
Less environmental precautions.
Smoking, Freon, CFC, and god knows what.
And we party with Foam.
CFC filled Foam Cans
Very smart!

This is Kuwait.
Or as I say TIKBFK.

Never mind all that.
What pisses me off is the next couple of days.
The very people with lung infections will go around spraying foam at each other.
I am glad I got everything intact.
I am happy that I won't leave my home.

In its defense, a friend tried to compare Kuwait's National and Liberation days to La Tomatina.
Tomato Fight in Bunyol.
I say, Ma akhas men el marbo6 ela el miftilit.

If you consider Foam Wars uncivilized. Then take a look at La Tomatina in Spain!
I say them Spaniards are not civilized either. I even think it raises the bar creating a new Law.
What is worse than wasting money on foam dispensing tin cans is to throw "ni3mat allah" at each other.
As a matter of fact, I think I read some story about God's wrath that hit people who disrespected the gift of God, i.e. "Food".

I wish I would live to see how God responds to that La Tomatina, and I hope I die before I see what God is holding for us in Kuwait.

So they tell me, Maybe it is your in city experience.
Maybe you did not see the chalet thing.
How about both?
Or perhaps all..

Chalet, Camps, Gulf Road, anyone who holds a tin can and/or participates in this festivity in anyways possible (water balloons and water guns) is indeed Hailigi.
I, nonetheless, do enjoy the nomads during these festivities. They party with Hard. They party with rocks and limestone.
That is always fun to watch. Someone is bound to die. Death at parties is always fun, especially nomadic ones..

After all, how patriotic are you when your party theme for National & Liberty day is littering your own country?

WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO READ - PLEASE READ THIS!

I hate when a person considers eye contact a permit to talk.

I do not have that happy welcoming face to begin with.
I do not want to have anything to do with you.
I might not even want to look at your face.

I mean the occasional hello, how are you was a disaster!
You wouldn't believe what happened to day, ask me what, go on ask!
Then I am stuck for half an hour listening to some mindless shit nodding my head like I gave a piss.

Sure, it is easy to distract you, but you just won't forget.
You just won't quit!

Out of politeness I decided to drop ONLY the "how are you".
Little did I know, Hello was enough as it is!
Hello, I said, as I frolicked gently across the meadows.
(further adding charisma to both my wildness and finesse!)
But you caught me!

Hello! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ETC, ETC, ETC!
SONOFASHESMA!
There is just no quitting in you is there?!

I often wished it was something worth hearing too!
It is probably about YOUR experience playing a video game, or YOUR trip to somewhere YOU thought was fun!
I am honestly not interested. AT ALL!

I mean, to some extent, I might develop a liking in your POV or experience playing a video game. My interest, however, dies when it is a Nintendo Wii game.
Let alone Mario Kart with level to level experience and obstacles faced.

It is like a synopsis with that guy!

I would rather poke my eardrums with a freaking fork than listening to your dumb stories!

Then I try to avoid you all together!
NO HELLO!
Just a smile and a nod!
That was when I discovered, that that's all it took for you to approach me and rape my ears with things I do not give a crap about!

I bought this T-Shirt! It is got superman on it! I love this T-shirt!

I say FUCK YOU, in my heart.
In reality, I smile and say NICE!

So I then decided to pay you no mind altogether!

Coldly passing by you playing with my phone..
Or rubbing my eyes!

BUT NO!
Like I said there is no quitting in you!
You stop me.
You talk!

Hey, you know where I'm going tomorrow? I'm going to Dubai! I am excited! I want to go skiing.
Well I hope you freeze to death!
HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FUNNY!
No honestly! you will fall and no one will help you and in the snow, you shall freeze to death. They won't even know because you would be covered in white!

Then you start crying!
Goto your mom.
Make a scene!

This is when it hit me; I need to be less cynical.
I need to learn how to communicate with a six year old!
Not that I care.
But when BABY cub goes tearing MAMA cougar goes RAWRING.

Especially after telling him that I used to beat his mom when we were his age.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Correlation of Social Status Human Anatomy and Relativity of Time In Terms of Velocity: A Brief Study


ABSTRACT:

The correlation between (Hunter Gatherers) Rural Kuwait Natives and its relativity to Velocity and Time have often been undetermined, and neglected. In a series of random test taken over a period of two years I have discovered a Trend to it. My study indicated a 2.3 KM increase over the speed limit in every 3 KM distance away from the City.

INTRODUCTION:
My job requires me to move around quite a bit.
It consists of long drives to industrial areas such as Mina Abdullah, Mina Ahmadi, and Mina Shuaiba.
Living close to urbanized Kuwait City.
I am not used to rural areas.
Not that it is even remotely far, let alone rural.
However, for the sake of my differentiation, I shall use Rural to avoid confusion.

The further I drive Southwest, heading to Saudi Border, the faster people drive.

METHOD:

I drive 130 KM/hr, I therefore am, breaking an actual traffic law in Kuwait. Guilty.
Unfortunately, the further I travel Southwest, that is normal.
Driving close to speeding cars and comparing their speed to mind shows me the increase as apposed to the distance I travel away from City Center.

RESULTS:

In every 3 KM Distance away from City Center, there is a 2 KM increase in the average Speed.


Figure 1-1

DISCUSSION AND CONCLUSION:

It is apparent that the further you go away from City Center heading towards rural Areas there is a change of the social members of society.
This taken into perspective, I think there is a correlation between Social Structures and The Relativity of Time.
Which brings us to another Questions.
Why are Bidwan always in a hurry?
Is that a part of their anatomy?
Or was it implanted in their genes, being hunter-gatherers and what not.
The further I go down the Southwest, the faster they seem to drive.
My results show an apparent trend in speed, distance, and social culture.
This might be due to two reasons:
Either it is location and/or social classification of society, that mostly affects speed and distance. I propose conducting a thorough study comparing the difference of the time perception between Hunter-Gatherers (Nomads) and Stratified Society Members (US). The study will also reveal the correlation between the levels of velocity and aging.

REFERENCES:

King Fahad Road
Speedometer
Personal Observation

APPENDIX:

Raw data taken over the coarse of 2 years indicating speed and distance from city center on a high way road.

Distance City Center - Speed Limit - Actual Speed:

0-120-100
3-120-110
6-120-120
9-120-130
12-120-133
15-120-136
18-120-139
21-120-142
24-120-145
27-120-149
30-120-153
33-120-160

I will leave you with a video showing the type of craziness I have to deal early in the morning.
OK, it is not that bad, but that is the Far Southwest.
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